25 signs that you are growing up

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Δημιουργηθηκε στις Τρίτη, 22 Ιανουαρίου 2013 19:58

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01Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

02Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

03You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

046:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

05You hear your favourite song on an elevator.

06You actually watch the Weather Channel.

07Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

08You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

09Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed.

10You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.

21You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

2390% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals 'cause you know they'll enjoy it and do the same.

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