What you drink is what you are...!

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Seven New York City bartenders were asked: if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.


The results for women


Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.


Drink: Red or White Wine (does not include White Zinfandel - Rose')

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel - Rose'

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue. Possibly lives in a trailer.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang in bars WAY too often, looking to get totally drunk...red flag for identifying bar flies and raging alcoholics.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad.


Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



THEN, there is the MALE addendum


The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut


Drink: Domestic Beer

He's poor and wants to get laid.


Drink: Imported Beer

He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Drink: Red or White Wine

He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


Drink: Whiskey

He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Drink: Tequila

He is thinking he has a chance with the supermodel at the end of the bar.


Drink: White Zinfandel

He is gay.